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Opposable thumbs?! Extraordinary claims call for extraordinary evidence.

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I noticed he kept his hands hidden the entire time.

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Probably a freemason. Those hidden hand mfs

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Certainly illuminated. I bet he's read "Stilllife with Woodpecker" too.

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Some birds are more equal than others. Some are pecker woods

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